I said I'd write about every film I watch all the way through, so this is really just an exercise of that rule. I'll try to keep it brief, honest.
This really isn't a very good film. Perhaps you could be entertained if your age is a score in ten-pin bowling. Lines such as 'You've covered me in transmission fluid' and 'I do believe he's going to ram us' do hold some comedy value if it's two in the morning and you've had a couple of drinks.
Otherwise, if you're completely ebriated and over 9, write a book, start a business, the list of things you should rather be doing than watching this film is too long to tattoo on the side of a diplodocus.
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